Notes of a Chain Restaraunt Slut
·Jesus was black.
·Ronald Regan is the devil.
·The government is lying to you about 9/11.
I do stuff and I say things and it's all weird.
Life is a joke and so are we.
"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to you mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it." -F. Zappa
Partial credit even though I edited the ever loving fuck out of this theme: